G.S.O.H

Conditions: Men
A. Must brush and floss teeth.
B. Must earn in excess of £50,000pa
C. Be literate in at least 2 languages.
D. Want to have children.
E. Be educated to at least degree level.

Conditions: Women
A. Must have a waif like frame.
B. No children.
C. Read the weekend funnies.
D. be an excellent cook.
E. Support Chelsea!

by Raymond Enisuoh